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Fuck yeah a fish! >:D

Fuck yeah a fish! >:D

Berserkers have an odd definition of “pants”.
Like, I want to make perfectly clear, she was wearing MORE pants BEFORE I put on the pants. They are negative pants.

Berserkers have an odd definition of “pants”.

Like, I want to make perfectly clear, she was wearing MORE pants BEFORE I put on the pants. They are negative pants.

are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?
Anonymous

To be perfectly honest I wasn’t even aware of it.

I like the Beatles’ music, of course, but I’ve never really seen any of the movies or documentaries or anything like that.

I think this vacuum officially classifies as “vintage”? I know that’s a word that gets thrown around a lot, but.. come on, check the white-on-black-grid box.

Was found in a closet when I was helping my cousin move stuff into storage. Didn’t keep it myself (‘cause they said it worked like crap), we threw it out, in fact.

Not less than a minute later, I kid you not, a man who I can describe only as “Asian Mister Rogers” had recovered it from the dumpster, removed it from its box, and was vacuuming his car out with it.

He seemed happy enough with it. Guess I missed out.

New shades!  I’m liking this “frame that isn’t actually connected to the lens” design. 

sogeekchic:

Absolutely worth a watch. Under five minutes, all of them fun.

bhell13:

The Chase: Animated Short by Philippe Gamer

“The Chase” is an incredible short movie by Philippe Gamer, a director/animator from Paris, France.

According to the director, the animated short is “a story about the art of aging…”

Oh my GOD the red-headed tattooed one. Yes yes yes yes yes.

This whole music video had me cracking up. Well done, Studio Killers.

Is… is that a STRAWBERRY SHORT-SNAKE!?

Is… is that a STRAWBERRY SHORT-SNAKE!?

illcallibrateyourbutt:

reeses-and-redbull:

himapapaftw:

happinisutokyu:

real anime hair

she went full anime

dayum

BUT ThATS A DUDE
Are we sure it’s a she?  Not being Tumblr-PC here, just saying… maybe it’s that old movie gag where someone is all “Hello ma’am” and then they turn around and it’s a dude with a huge handlebar mustache.

illcallibrateyourbutt:

reeses-and-redbull:

himapapaftw:

happinisutokyu:

real anime hair

she went full anime

dayum

BUT ThATS A DUDE

Are we sure it’s a she?  Not being Tumblr-PC here, just saying… maybe it’s that old movie gag where someone is all “Hello ma’am” and then they turn around and it’s a dude with a huge handlebar mustache.