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Hah! The first result, too.
I’m so relieved to find out I’m not the only person who calls the pizza box thingies that.

Hah! The first result, too.

I’m so relieved to find out I’m not the only person who calls the pizza box thingies that.

How do I determine what sort of objects, particularly plastics, would be safe to shove into my aquarium as decor / critter-furniture?

I saw some of those plastic pizza-saver doohickeys (I like to refer to them as “barbie tables”) at work and thought “hey these would make great gazebos for shrimp. Once I get shrimp.”

But obviously I don’t want to risk any nasty chems decaying into the water and giving everything cancer, sooo.. how do I know what’s safe and what isn’t?

Yeah, he totally assassinated that thing behind him. Honest.

Yeah, he totally assassinated that thing behind him. Honest.

Reminder that even the villains in most Double Fine games aren’t sexist, racist, or ableist..

So if you’re one of those things, Tim Schafer probably isn’t going to lose sleep over disappointing you.


step 1: talk at length about how a game is not great and totally overrated

step 2: completely sell out and draw shit about that game anyway

I don’t know why this happened. I don’t take back anything I said, really: I still think what the game achieves is in spite of the actual gameplay, not because of it. I want to say it is a testament to the atmosphere and setting that so many people like the game even though actual interaction is so restricted, and further that in my attempts to research it to form an opinion I was pulled in enough to draw for it. But maybe it is simpler than that and I am just a piece of shit?

In any case here is some stuff about Five Nights at Freddy’s.

The way they’re all cutely drawn here is making me think FNAF / Animal Crossing crossover.

Oh… this could bode poorly for my planned shrimp, though…

The idea is that it’s okay to have Assassin Snails and shrimp in the same tank because they’re too fast to be caught and eaten unless they’re sick or something..

But if he only needs to tag them briefly to inject them with a paralytic neurotoxin, hmm..

… … I’ll just have to plan on ghost shrimp. They’re… very inexpensive. :I

EEEeeeee I think my Assassin Snail is venomous and I feel weirdly proud of him for it don’t ask me why.

There was an ABS upside down in the gravel with part of its body rigidly sticking straight up out of the shell, completely frozen in paralysis, and Hazard just leisurely slithers over from like three inches away and commences eating it..

He’s so much slower than the ABS and doesn’t react to them very quickly, and I’ve seen them wiggle out of his grasp before… so now I know how he hunts, he must tag them with some kind of neurotoxin and then wait for them to succumb to it.

I’m sorry for blogging about my dumb little aquarium snails so often but they’re so fascinating.

OH  I almost forget about this..

When I went to the gym earlier today a girl held the door open for me but then she said ”thank you” to me.

I’m sure it was just a freudian slip or something but still, ladies, please stop thanking men when we aren’t actually doing something worthy of thanks.

Owning an aquarium is full of seemingly redundant or contradictory actions..

  • One moment I’m rescuing a lone bladder snail who nearly went down the tub drain after a water siphoning and putting him back in the tank..
  • Thirty minutes later I’m introducing a predatory assassin snail to the tank in the hopes it will eat those same bladder snails.
  • Now I’m trying to figure out how to keep the bladder snails from getting stuck to the filter intake until they asphyxiate to death..
  • While also planning the best way to euthanize large portions of them once the population really explodes.

And that’s just concerning the snails!  I can’t wait to figure out what kind of “fickle god” decisions I’m going to be making once I get shrimp and fish involved.

Anyone feel like watching a movie tonight?

I haven’t fired up Livestream in aaaages so I might need to update it but, hey..

What to watch? Hmm.. how about a Ninja Turtles movie? 1, 2, or TMNT?  Or maybe The Dark Crystal?  I’ve got a pretty sizeable DVD collection (i’m willing to bet my blu-ray software wouldn’t like being livestreamed, sadly) and I could probably find something if someone suggests a theme.

I’ve got some unpleasant thoughts trying to burrow their way into my brain and a distraction would be great right now..

For real though I still remember how confused I was when I found out it’s normal for allosexuals to want to fuck people they don’t like or respect?


"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

Imagine what that would mean for demisexuals, though.

"I think I really like you. Which means now we can’t be friends. Which means now I’m not interested in you anymore goodbye”


i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring

the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do

i owe the universe nothing

i exist on my own terms